Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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