11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Let's get the cat blown out
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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