a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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