I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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