now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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