i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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