So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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