you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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