I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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