remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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