By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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