girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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