just tell him i said nine months
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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