I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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