if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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