Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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