when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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