Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
