he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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