True but thats because hes a fetus.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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