your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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