I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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