Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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