Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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