My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
