I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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