Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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