You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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