So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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