He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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