i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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