I need help removing her.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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