We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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