Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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