2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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