Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm both gender and math confused
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