I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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