I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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