North Korea, Best Korea!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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