I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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