he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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