Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
zippers are such a cool invention
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Randomize
