either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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