Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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