Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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