Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
