Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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