Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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