I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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