Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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