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Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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