Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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