She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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