I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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