Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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